Christmas is coming! Christmas is here!
Everyone's spreading Christmas cheer
Opening presents, playin’ in the snow
Kissing beneath the mistletoe
Christmas is coming! Christmas today!
All of my friends on Christmas break
Everything's better this time of year
Say it again, Christmas is here!
Because it's Christmas now
We're gonna stick around
Cause Santa's come to town
We're baking cookies with
Too many butter sticks
Cuz that's just how it is
hop in the sleigh
just u and me
taking a ride
with H.O.V
Christmas is here
we're gliding on with cheer
route is so smooth
when it's with you
santa gets stuck
mid-afternoon
we got it made
sleighpooling all dang day
cuz my sleigh
built for us
rides in line
with the bus
and it's christmas time
for us lucky ones
dropped u so quick
like u were mail
sitting here stuck
bumper to rail
my pals are gone
traffic is far too long
cuz christmas time
should be
spent laughing
(hohoho hehehe hahaha)
but everyone's
angry
and they're honking
(beep beep)
at me
cuz my sleigh
built for five
rides with one
on this night
and it's christmas time
for the lucky ones
you're grandfathered in
at the holiday inn
when you can't use a lane
that's meant for two.
just me and you.
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